Getting Back to Basics

[itsallovernow]

Okay, so, while I haven't been fannish lately, I stumbled upon an old post while looking at something tangential and realized that one of my favorite themes/memes is the What I've Learned from Television meme.

And since it's been a while since we've done this, there are new shows that have popped up to intrigue us and teach us exciting lessons like:

1. Never let yourself get xeroxed by a cannibalistic super-genius in a space ship.

or

2. Always pack extra underwear, even if you're not sure you're going to be staying overnight. You never know if the universe comes in your size.

or

3. Everyone's a serial killer.


So, things y'all have learned from TV!?!?!

Go!!

Comments

[lomer.livejournal.com]

1. All mermaids (and mermen) swim by sticking their arms in front of them and wiggling like mad. When I attempted this in the pool today I discovered it's not nearly as effective as tv tells me. (Yes I am secretly five years old and decided to swim like a mermaid in a public pool.)

2. The really tough handsome guys who are sort of assholes... secretly cry on their teddybears at night because they had a difficult childhood and no one loves them.

3. Don't touch the red button. Don't even look at the red button.