I Give Up. No Seriously.

[itsallovernow]

All right week. You've defeated me. I give up. I'm sitting on the couch with Cat 1 watching all the Dexter I can stand (I can stand a lot of Dexter. I can't actually stand too much more of the wibble wobble giant television).

I spent the last several hours at work editing such treasures of prose as, "I love my ass. It's juicy." And suggesting that maybe using a wide angled/ fish-eye lens on one of these girls and thereby giving her ET hands? Not really all that clever, and perhaps we should have caught the alien fingers several proofs ago.

To follow up on today's earlier mishap (or rather, last night's mishap):

Took the product back to the store. After confirming that, No, I did not use it! The nice, very pierced man put in the batteries, held down the button and voila. On, off and multiple settings.

Fucker.

Apparently, about a gazillion people have brought the thing back claiming it didn't work. Wouldn't you think that maybe they'd give you special instructions? Like, "Hold down this button until it starts because it takes awhile?"

Oy. I have wine. I have mochi. I have PMS. And I have serial killers on the TV. I'm going to fucking wallow for awhile.

Comments

[cofax7]

I'm sorry, but I had to laugh about the ET fingers and the ... item. Which didn't malfunction after all. Well, at least you get to use it?

{{Thea}}

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee, it's so true. I should so never accuse anyone else of creating drama. I seem to create enough of it myself:)

And yeah, the ET fingers were actually hilarious:)

Thanks honey.

[ropo.livejournal.com]

...At least it works now?

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

It's true! And that is definitely an upside:)

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

An upside for your downside?

...I CANNOT STOP MYSELF FROM SAYING THESE THINGS; I'M GENUINELY SORRY.

[scrubschick.livejournal.com]

I spent the last several hours at work editing such treasures of prose as, "I love my ass. It's juicy. Hon, I hope you get hazard pay or some other bonus because that is criminal.

Glad the pretty blue and white toy is working. I hope last night improved. *g*

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

I don't get hazard pay, but my hysterical, pained laughter almost made up for it.

Toy worked, although I was too beat to enjoy it last night:)

[scrubschick.livejournal.com]

my hysterical, pained laughter almost made up for it. I've learned that that is often the case. We must find out amusement in odd places. ;)