More pornish drabbles
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_minxy_, who wanted Cameron-slash, and for nestra who's real request was Cameron/Daniel.
SG-1, S10. (No spoilers, but very silly)
They were lashed back to back in chairs that were then lashed together, and it just added insult to injury that Vala was standing in the doorway, free as a bird, not lashed to anything.
She looked from Mitchell to Daniel, head slowly rotating, a small, sly grin stealing over her mouth.
"They said that in order to free you, you must perform the sacred right of Naribou, or what is it, Nekhebet."
Daniel's eyes squinted up. "Nekhebet was the goddess of pregnant women, that can't be right."
Vala shrugged.
"Neith, Nepthys, Nut…"
Mitchell interrupted, "Jackson, does it really matter? Let's just perform the right, and get the hell out of here."
"Of course it matters, Nepthys is a goddess of the dead, and that never ends well."
"Fine, whatever, let's just find out about the ritual…"
"Sex," Vala interjected gleefully. "It involves sex."
"Nanda," said Daniel, trying valiantly to tick off names on fingers roped behind his back, "Nommo, Nimue, Namu, Nemesis, Ninhursag, Ninsun, Ninti…"
"Maybe it didn't start with a "Nu" sound," Vala tilted her head.
"Guys, a little focus here!!" Mitchell caught Vala's eye. "Ritual? Sex? Is this another I have to have sex with Jackson thing, because let me tell you, that's getting kind of old. He just lays there, until I…"
"Well, if you'd put a little more finesse into it," Jackson protested, "a little foreplay instead of just pumping away like a train thingy person…."
"I need some encouragement," Mitchell shot back, " a little regard, a few nice words. I'm a man of simple tastes."
"You’re a man who needs to stop eating asparagus before we go on off-world missions where we get captured by clergy with kinky man-on-man fetishes," Jackson groused. "Or we at least need to find some cults who believe more in spitting than swallowing."
Vala licks her lips. "You could always switch roles," she suggests.
Daniel raised his eyebrow. "We tried that, he used his teeth."
Mitchell wiggled, sending the whole chairs/captured SG team contraption tottering precariously. "Hey, it was one time, and I didn't mean too, it's not my fault that Teal'c likes the teeth and you didn't. I've got a small frame of reference, man."
Vala walked over to them, and swings a leg over Daniel's lap, settling her hips flush to his. "Well, fortunately, this rite involves the two of you pleasuring me."
She kissed Daniel, slowly, thoroughly. "That's better," she murmured, brushed her fingers over Mitchell's cheek.
Nuzzling Daniel's neck, she ground her hips into his stiffening erection. "You can take turns being on top," she whispered. "I really won't mind. They've got an excellent selection of vibrators to keep me occupied while you do what I tell you."
"While you tell us?"
"Mmm, that's part of the ritual. Two men performing for the goddess. And I'll tell you right now that there will be alternating and changing positions because you two always choose the same position and when Daniel's on his hands and knees I can never see his lovely legs and arse, not that yours isn't equally lovely, darling, but it gets far more exposure..."
She could feel Daniel roll his eyes against her cheek.
"Dude, do not make me go out there and tell them that you're not a goddess," Mithcell threatened.
"Representation, darling, I'm the goddess on… whatever this planet is. Their priestess has food poisoning, and you two eat to much. They want to finish the ritual and get us out of here. Apparently, their executioner just raised his rates and this is easier."
Mitchell sighed. "How come Carter never gets stuck on these missions with us," he asked. Vala stood up, leaving Daniel squirmy, hard and panting. She leaned over Cameron, kissing him from above. He moaned into her mouth, and then pulled free.
"How come?" he insisted.
"Well, darling, who do you think's been picking the planet," Vala said, as her hand stole down Cameron's front to happily squeeze him through his pants.
"Did you at least bring the cherry flavored lube," Mitchell sighed with resignation. Daniel nodded in agreement, "We will never again let Teal'c choose the flavor."
_minxy_, who wanted Cameron-slash, and for nestra who's real request was Cameron/Daniel.SG-1, S10. (No spoilers, but very silly)
They were lashed back to back in chairs that were then lashed together, and it just added insult to injury that Vala was standing in the doorway, free as a bird, not lashed to anything.
She looked from Mitchell to Daniel, head slowly rotating, a small, sly grin stealing over her mouth.
"They said that in order to free you, you must perform the sacred right of Naribou, or what is it, Nekhebet."
Daniel's eyes squinted up. "Nekhebet was the goddess of pregnant women, that can't be right."
Vala shrugged.
"Neith, Nepthys, Nut…"
Mitchell interrupted, "Jackson, does it really matter? Let's just perform the right, and get the hell out of here."
"Of course it matters, Nepthys is a goddess of the dead, and that never ends well."
"Fine, whatever, let's just find out about the ritual…"
"Sex," Vala interjected gleefully. "It involves sex."
"Nanda," said Daniel, trying valiantly to tick off names on fingers roped behind his back, "Nommo, Nimue, Namu, Nemesis, Ninhursag, Ninsun, Ninti…"
"Maybe it didn't start with a "Nu" sound," Vala tilted her head.
"Guys, a little focus here!!" Mitchell caught Vala's eye. "Ritual? Sex? Is this another I have to have sex with Jackson thing, because let me tell you, that's getting kind of old. He just lays there, until I…"
"Well, if you'd put a little more finesse into it," Jackson protested, "a little foreplay instead of just pumping away like a train thingy person…."
"I need some encouragement," Mitchell shot back, " a little regard, a few nice words. I'm a man of simple tastes."
"You’re a man who needs to stop eating asparagus before we go on off-world missions where we get captured by clergy with kinky man-on-man fetishes," Jackson groused. "Or we at least need to find some cults who believe more in spitting than swallowing."
Vala licks her lips. "You could always switch roles," she suggests.
Daniel raised his eyebrow. "We tried that, he used his teeth."
Mitchell wiggled, sending the whole chairs/captured SG team contraption tottering precariously. "Hey, it was one time, and I didn't mean too, it's not my fault that Teal'c likes the teeth and you didn't. I've got a small frame of reference, man."
Vala walked over to them, and swings a leg over Daniel's lap, settling her hips flush to his. "Well, fortunately, this rite involves the two of you pleasuring me."
She kissed Daniel, slowly, thoroughly. "That's better," she murmured, brushed her fingers over Mitchell's cheek.
Nuzzling Daniel's neck, she ground her hips into his stiffening erection. "You can take turns being on top," she whispered. "I really won't mind. They've got an excellent selection of vibrators to keep me occupied while you do what I tell you."
"While you tell us?"
"Mmm, that's part of the ritual. Two men performing for the goddess. And I'll tell you right now that there will be alternating and changing positions because you two always choose the same position and when Daniel's on his hands and knees I can never see his lovely legs and arse, not that yours isn't equally lovely, darling, but it gets far more exposure..."
She could feel Daniel roll his eyes against her cheek.
"Dude, do not make me go out there and tell them that you're not a goddess," Mithcell threatened.
"Representation, darling, I'm the goddess on… whatever this planet is. Their priestess has food poisoning, and you two eat to much. They want to finish the ritual and get us out of here. Apparently, their executioner just raised his rates and this is easier."
Mitchell sighed. "How come Carter never gets stuck on these missions with us," he asked. Vala stood up, leaving Daniel squirmy, hard and panting. She leaned over Cameron, kissing him from above. He moaned into her mouth, and then pulled free.
"How come?" he insisted.
"Well, darling, who do you think's been picking the planet," Vala said, as her hand stole down Cameron's front to happily squeeze him through his pants.
"Did you at least bring the cherry flavored lube," Mitchell sighed with resignation. Daniel nodded in agreement, "We will never again let Teal'c choose the flavor."
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Date: 2006-06-16 07:12 pm (UTC)perfect Friday afternoon fare ;).
*hee*
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Date: 2006-06-16 08:12 pm (UTC)That's too much fun.
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Date: 2006-06-16 10:35 pm (UTC)this whole story has caused me to scare the neighbors with my laughter. and this: ""Or we at least need to find some cults who believe more in spitting than swallowing." hee!
:::faints laughing::: ""We will never again let Teal'c choose the flavor."
damn, you're good. and so are they. :)
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Date: 2006-06-16 10:36 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-06-18 04:21 am (UTC)I love it when Vala is gleeful.
Also, LOL! at Mitchell and Daniel bitching about each other's performance during Ritual Sex. Hee!
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Date: 2006-06-18 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-18 04:26 pm (UTC)Loved Daniel whinging about the lack of foreplay and Cameron threatening to go out there and tell them Vala's not a goddess. Loved Teal'c and Sam in absentia and adored how Vala gleefully planned out the positions to take advantage of the boy's assests.
*glee*
And, more Farscape discs coming in the mail. I'm that much closer to S4! or, at least, the S2 finale. *g*
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Date: 2006-06-19 03:39 am (UTC)And yeah!! So glad you liked your drabble.
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Date: 2006-06-19 02:41 am (UTC)Cherry, huh? Don't let the (scary) abstinence folks hear about it.
seva
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Date: 2006-06-19 03:36 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-06-26 10:52 pm (UTC)And an absolutely fabulous Daniel/Vala/Mitchell by
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Date: 2006-06-27 01:51 am (UTC)And I'm still working my way back to your original (I guess--I don't know exactly what the order is with all of this) Cam/Vala because even though I've been wanting to read that for a week, I'm all ocd and have to go through in order. *is a dork* Expect more feedback to be forthcoming! ;)