I Knew Going In

Over the course of my life, there've been a number of choices I've made that everyone in the world (or at least, everyone who knew me even a little) knew would not end well for me. Everyone, of course, but me:

( Cut to spare the innocent )

Contrary to the above list, I am not a stupid girl. But sometimes, oh sometimes, I so have to learn by doing. I've gotta fuck it up before I figure it out. There outta be a law. Or at the very least a big psychic slap, like the crazy cheesy Maldis hand coming out of the either to whack you.