Indexing

Because sorting through the comments to yesterday's happy porn prompts was getting ridiculous.

So, the drabbles themselves:

For cofax7, Sam/Cameron, S10

For simplystars, John/Aeryn, Aeryn dreaming, S1 or early S2

For boofadil, River or Kaylee, (And it ended up River/Kaylee). Post-Serenity

For vonnie_k, Veronica/Logan or Veronica/Weevil, sort of

For nestra, Cameron slash, but was willing to settle for a threesome, Cam/Sheppard/Vala

For kazbaby, John/John's right hand

ETA: For _minxy_, and nestra, Cameron-slash, or Cameron/Daniel/Vala

I've four three requests left that I'm going to answer before I pass out in pornish exhaustion!!!

More pornish drabbles

For _minxy_, who wanted Cameron-slash, and for nestra who's real request was Cameron/Daniel.

SG-1, S10. (No spoilers, but very silly)
( Off-World )

Friday spam

It's Friday and I'm giddy with possibility. The antsiness of earlier has left in awash of genuine amusement, and so, to share said amusement, I present an e-mail exchange:

Me: (end of conversation)."And if Sheppard got something in his hair, you'd never notice."

Feldman: That *would* explain where he gets product out in galactic BFE.
"There's Something About Sheppard".

Crankygrrl: OH, YARK.
(She's so easy to gross out it's almost a sin to enjoy it.)

Me: Hee - exactly!!!

Cranky: Y'all are gross. *shudder*

Me: Okay, it's a little gross, but honestly, where do you think it goes upon... exiting?

Cranky: *winces* I refuse to answer on the grounds that any answer I give will only lead to further grossness. *is prim*

Feldman: Ooo! Ooo! *raise hand like Hermione* I know!
What is hair!
What are pillows!
Where is Brigadoon!

Cranky: This? This is why I refuse to answer..

It is the weekend. It is my first free weekend (relatively speaking) in more than a month. I'm dancing for Father's day tomorrow, and possibly going to MOCA at night, and if I'm really, really lucky, will go see Nacho Libre sometime on Sunday.

Yes, I know it's going to be incredibly dumb, but I've been laughing my ass off at the previews for a month. Something about this just turns me into a 12 year old boy. "Sometimes we wear stretchy pants!"