Bad, bad fic idea

[itsallovernow]

I know that those of you whose names I won't mention, but who have been known to write badfic on occassion with inanimate objects, etc., anyway I know that someone wants to write me Rygel/ Bender fic.

Yes, I know Bender is a cartoon, and a robot, but I've got an itch for this. Come on. You know you wanna. I think we've been missing a perfectly plausible crossover all this time.

I promise a nice trade. Anything you want.

And yes, I realize this means I spent too much time alone this weekend.

Comments

[elishavah.livejournal.com]

Heh. This is currently sitting at the top of my friends page and making me giggle.

I won't name names, either. But I will kick in on whatever trade someone wants to produce this. *g*

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

That's gotta be an additional bonus temptation!

[elishavah.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, anything (well, almost *g*) they want. WhiteLight, just let me know.

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

Heh, and all I gotta do is right bad!fic about those two cantankerous men?

Wow, must start thinking of ideas now.

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

Well, since I'm sure I'm one of those names that shall not be mentioned (right?), I might have a go at it.

What kinda trades we talkin about?

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Name your price!

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

We talkin fic for fic?

I write Bender/Rygel you write me somethin, somethin?

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Somethin, somethin it is. Tell me what you want, baby. I'll hook you up.

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

Aight, homey.

Lets me thinks on that for a sec and I'll get back at ya.

(Although, I'm thinkin angry J/A drabble since you write them so well and I love your angst. And I know that was out of "street" character. Oh well.)

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

That's ok. My street jive is about done (hence the use of a word totally associated with '70's style pimps:).

Angry J/A I can do. Consider yourself sold.

[boofadil.livejournal.com]

ok this post with THAT icon...hee!

[scapersuse.livejournal.com]

My reaction upon reading: "Rygel/Bender?? Bender??? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh, I can't WAIT to read whoever writes this. *snicker*

:D

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Whitelight and Buggs have both been teasing us with the possibility. (And saying Rygel/Bender doesn't have to mean sex, it could just mean getting in trouble:)

[scapersuse.livejournal.com]

I think it would be hilarious either way. LOL.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. I can actually picture the havoc they would wreak on a drunken binge across the UT's. I think I've found my OTP:)

[elishavah.livejournal.com]

See, that's just it. It's the idea of Rygel and Bender getting into some sort of "situation" and snarking up a storm at each other...

Hee. Can't wait.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Those appetites, those total combined lack of morals, and the snark. It's too good to pass up.