I think this falls in the negative column

[itsallovernow]

Proof that a new car and a step up in my professional career do not necessarily make me a grownup:

I'm sitting on our crappy couch, wondering why the television is so utterly fucked and drinking vodka with sweet and sour because I'd already put the vodka in the glass before I realized we had no ice. Or tonic. Or soda water. And it's good enough vodka to drink on its own.

I just got home from my ghost writing gig, frustrated but full of pizza, because my client is incredibly generous even if she's a giant, exhausting pain in the ass who just will not read the stuff people send her all the way through.

Plus, I'm watching Great Whites jump up out of the ocean to catch fake seals and trying to convince M. that seriously, you don't eat a Great White or you never get to go into the ocean again.

Unlike my arguments against eating veal or lamb, this one has a totally legitimate point.

Plus, the seal decoy they made is called "Georgie" and that's freaking me out and cracking me up.

(Note to Kath: The sharks on Air Jaws II are totally our sharks!! I saw Betty eating a sea lion!)

Comments

[ropo.livejournal.com]

Weren't those sharks insane? I didn't stay to watch "Superduper Jumping Sharks II" or whatever, but I saw some of the first back in the day and a little of it tonight again. Crazy.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Those sharks are insane!! I'm pretty sure that the sight of several tons of shark leaping out of the freaking air would give me a heart attack!!