Dizzy and Dazed
Jul. 9th, 2007 04:29 pmMy weekend rocked. And has also completely worn me out and left me out to dry in the sun (which fortunately is 10% less hot today than on Saturday).
Things of note:
1. You cannot buy a single speaker. Yes, I realize I'm the only one who harbored this illusion. Certainly, the nice man at Best Buy did not harbor it. Nor did anyone with a penis that I posed the intent to buy a single speaker. I'm guessing that the whole penis factor was not unique and that really, every one of either gender (or those with both or neither) also new that - like shoes, and like boobs- speakers come in pairs.
2. I bought a car. Sort of. I am the proud leasee of a beautiful "Phantom Purple" Mazda 3. Every single thing in this car works. Including the engine. And when I left the Saturn at the dealership, I cried. (Actually, that's a lie. I sat in the car and held the steering wheel and cried and thanked it for doing what it did.) I love the Zoom-zoom car, but I get attached. Plus, in my desire to actually leave the Mazda dealership (where we'd been for five hours), I neglected to give them the key to the Saturn. So I have to go back. Rolls eyes at self.
3. I am in my new office, actually doing my new job. Bob Dylan's looking down at me from the wall, and I'm sort of shaky and giddy with this.
4. Finally, for the sock hating and the shoe loving,
feetwantout. Shoes! Shoes in summer. And feet in summer. And both combined. Take pictures. Post them. Win prizes.
Things of note:
1. You cannot buy a single speaker. Yes, I realize I'm the only one who harbored this illusion. Certainly, the nice man at Best Buy did not harbor it. Nor did anyone with a penis that I posed the intent to buy a single speaker. I'm guessing that the whole penis factor was not unique and that really, every one of either gender (or those with both or neither) also new that - like shoes, and like boobs- speakers come in pairs.
2. I bought a car. Sort of. I am the proud leasee of a beautiful "Phantom Purple" Mazda 3. Every single thing in this car works. Including the engine. And when I left the Saturn at the dealership, I cried. (Actually, that's a lie. I sat in the car and held the steering wheel and cried and thanked it for doing what it did.) I love the Zoom-zoom car, but I get attached. Plus, in my desire to actually leave the Mazda dealership (where we'd been for five hours), I neglected to give them the key to the Saturn. So I have to go back. Rolls eyes at self.
3. I am in my new office, actually doing my new job. Bob Dylan's looking down at me from the wall, and I'm sort of shaky and giddy with this.
4. Finally, for the sock hating and the shoe loving,
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Date: 2007-07-10 12:59 am (UTC)ps. shoes come one at a time when seen by the side of a road...have you noticed? it's only one *ever*. ;)
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Date: 2007-07-10 04:13 am (UTC)And OMG! It's so, so true about the single shoes!
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Date: 2007-07-10 04:11 am (UTC)But, I do think that a trip in the fall with B would be a fabulous idea. We must convince her!
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Date: 2007-07-10 03:29 am (UTC)Life seems to be back on an even keel for
you again. It's about time. Don't you think?
Enjoy!
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Date: 2007-07-10 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-10 03:32 am (UTC)p.s. we so need to drag race now! (j/k)
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Date: 2007-07-10 04:07 am (UTC)And hee - we totally need to drag race.
Rock.
Date: 2007-07-11 11:00 pm (UTC)for non-L.A. residents, this is the only time of day when the only stretch of flat, non-traffic-light road is actually empty.
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Date: 2007-07-10 05:49 am (UTC)Also, yay, new office and new job! And being giddy with it!
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Date: 2007-07-10 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-10 01:58 pm (UTC)MC tells me that if you're willing to build it yourself (or know someone who can do it for you) then Radio Shack may be able to hook you up with a single speaker.
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Date: 2007-07-10 04:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-10 03:07 pm (UTC)I was very sad when I sent my car to Car Heaven. I knew it made no sense, the car is not a sentient being, etc. etc. It didn't matter. I was sad anyway.
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