Last Call for Crack!Fic!
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itsallovernowSo, final call for those who want to participate in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cofax7's belated birthday present. I've got the file as a doc, and can send it to anyone who wants to write anything else. I'm looking to finish it and get it beta'd by the end of this week, so let me know ASAP.
Still snotty. Send bourbon. And virtual miso (I think chicken soup is sorta disgusting, unless it's Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup which I know is disgusting and love anyway). Oh, and porn. Send porn.
cofax7's belated birthday present. I've got the file as a doc, and can send it to anyone who wants to write anything else. I'm looking to finish it and get it beta'd by the end of this week, so let me know ASAP.Still snotty. Send bourbon. And virtual miso (I think chicken soup is sorta disgusting, unless it's Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup which I know is disgusting and love anyway). Oh, and porn. Send porn.
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Chicken and Miso and Bourbon and Bodily Fluids.
Date: 2006-01-23 07:29 pm (UTC)River reminds him that doctors make the WORST patients, in her more lucid moments. And she somehow conjured up some miso soup, which actually does remind him of home, but which doesn't make him feel much better.
What Simon really wants is Bourbon, but he knows that the therapeutic modalities of a hot toddy are limited. And there is no bourbon to be had here on the outer reaches of nowhere.
So instead, he lays in his bunk, propped up on pillows, wishing he could taste something other than the fuzzy rat that must have somehow died and rotted in his mouth.
So he imagines the taste of bourbon. And his mind wanders back to the last time he had bourbon. And he can almost touch, feel, - well, taste, then - (gorram mixed metaphors, his analytical brain says) the tastes that followed the bourbon.
His mouth is suddenly full of pungency. She ate spicy foods, and he could tell. It only made her more attractive, more exotic. Simon lets the synasthesia of taste and texture and memory wash over him.
And in his dream-fuzzed state, he wonders what Kaylee would taste like. Sweet, he imagines. Soft. Smooth. Comforting.
And his mouth doesn't taste so awful as he drifts to dreamland.
Re: Chicken and Miso and Bourbon and Bodily Fluids.
Date: 2006-01-23 07:45 pm (UTC)Re: Chicken and Miso and Bourbon and Bodily Fluids.
Date: 2006-01-23 07:51 pm (UTC)you are also evil. You realize, of course, that I haven't written fic EVER pre-you, and creative stuff since I was a teenager, right? and you realize that I KNOW I am messing with characters and style and probably with canon, and that it is overdrawn and that I don't care cuz it was fun to write?
and I'm glad you enjoyed!
and hey, one more therapeutic suggestion: Hot water, lemon juice (fresh or organic concentrate, if possible, real lemon if you have nothing else), gobs of honey, cayenne pepper - it should help ease the cough and the sinus congestion. Also, hot steam baths for your sinuses, add eucalyptus or tea tree oil if you have them....
Re: Chicken and Miso and Bourbon and Bodily Fluids.
Date: 2006-01-23 08:01 pm (UTC)But I'll try the drink.
And hee - I think you're starting to get the joy of fic:)
Re: Chicken and Miso and Bourbon and Bodily Fluids.
Date: 2006-01-23 08:02 pm (UTC){{FeelBetter}}
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Date: 2006-01-23 08:36 pm (UTC)Have you already checked out the results of the porn battle? 89 entries in 28 different fandoms, all conveniently comment-sized for your reading pleasure?
Final listing and voting (but in a deeper sense, we all win, because - it's a porn battle!) at:
http://oxoniensis.livejournal.com/223010.html
*heroically refrains from pimping self*
Re: Chicken and Miso and Bourbon and Bodily Fluids.
Date: 2006-01-23 08:39 pm (UTC)Re: Chicken and Miso and Bourbon and Bodily Fluids.
Date: 2006-01-23 08:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-23 08:55 pm (UTC)And since you're in a fic writing frame of mind, wanna add another entry to the crack!fic:)?
Re: Chicken and Miso and Bourbon and Bodily Fluids.
Date: 2006-01-23 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-23 09:04 pm (UTC)Ah, but what specific porn is it that you have in mind? Or is it merely any recs of specific porn we might happen to have?
Although I did enjoy your efforts immensely.
*beams*
wanna add another entry to the crack!fic:)?
Noooo, still recovering from the shock to the system caused by posting my first fic and then my first pr0n.
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Date: 2006-01-23 09:42 pm (UTC)bourbon is NOT medicine, the doctor says ;)
Date: 2006-01-23 09:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-23 09:58 pm (UTC)Re: bourbon is NOT medicine, the doctor says ;)
Date: 2006-01-23 09:58 pm (UTC)Re: bourbon is NOT medicine, the doctor says ;)
Date: 2006-01-23 10:16 pm (UTC)Re: Chicken and Miso and Bourbon and Bodily Fluids.
Date: 2006-01-23 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-23 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-23 11:19 pm (UTC)Or your contribution to the CrackFic! C'mon. You know you wanna.
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Date: 2006-01-24 01:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-24 02:11 am (UTC)as we leaned i took the chopsticks out of the miso with some seaweed attached....and we had this epiphany when we realized we were both about an inch from a snail shell that was propped on the tip of the chopstick.
it had been in the seaweed. time slooooowed, then stopped, then zigged sideways. not that i don't love escargot. but really. not in my miso. it's much better with garlic. and the shells are a tad on the crunch side. ;)
i hope you're feeling better soon, and yay for the crack!fic! story. *hugs*