Wishes were horses - this entry is not child safe

[itsallovernow]

Since I offered up the "What would you wish for" thread here, yesterday holding up my big rubber stamp of approval, I'd like to extend it across the board.

Although, ropo intimated that apple jolly rancher flavored penises would be a good thing to have, and except for a general blech from raithen, I'm not sure the rubber stamp could approve anything more worthwhile:)

So, what else is on your wish list this morning? Aside, of course, from more Zombie!fic:)

Me? I'd allocate one red dress and a pair of fuck-me pumps to every woman who wants them, pets them in the magazines, but can't afford the ones she really wants:)

Comments

[life-on-queen.livejournal.com]

My wish? Hmmmmm... well, cinammon-flavoured penises was a pretty good one... I dunno... I gotta think about this...

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Cinnamon flavored is also acceptable. And since we're on this subject, I'd also make the ones over 30 years old a little faster on the draw:) Because even apple or cinnamon gets old after awhile:)

Hee - didn't I just rant about moral values? Hee.

[life-on-queen.livejournal.com]

The fact that I had to think about what you were saying is a sure sign that I need a boy in a particularly bad way. There, that's my wish: I wish for a nice burly, chess-playing, argumentative boy (with or without cinammon flavoured penis) to spend long afternoons snuggling, discussing the newspaper, watching movies and cooking with...

Hmmm... O_o I don't want much, do I?

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee - nope, not much at all:) But it's an awfully nice ideal:)

[lonestarkate.livejournal.com]

Crais/Velorek PWP.

Naptime. And milk and cookies every day.

More Farscape.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Granted!!

[lonestarkate.livejournal.com]

Yay!!

JJ says:

[raithen.livejournal.com]

An apple in every stall!

Re: JJ says:

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee - absolutely. And no big fluffy dogs around to steal them, either:)

[scorpy808.livejournal.com]

I think my wish will be for ..hmm ... how crazy can we get? Can we go for android bodies? Ya know, like that one episode in Twilight Zone where the old couple go to this company and they have a look at all the new "models" and then at the end they're in their happy, young, attractive android bodies? Or in the old ST-TOS episode on the planet of androids with Harry Mudd and Ahura fakes that she wants an android body (like she wouldn't take an android body anyway! But then again, she was damn hot back then, so maybe given 40 years or something she'd want one more)? Yeah. Oh. Don't mind me. I'm all jacked up on natural herbs and homeopathics and garlic, trying to get over a cold.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. I hope you aren't operating heavy machinery. And android bodies are a perfectly acceptable wish, but I'm not quite ready to rubber stamp it. I may need more convincing:)

[scorpy808.livejournal.com]

lol! i don't think computers are classified as heavy machinery.

See the good thing about android bodies would be the customization factor ... you could get whatever you want. They're bio-mechanoid. The finished product (based on the Twilight Zone model) would not have the "robot gone bizzerk (i don't think that's spelled right!)" factor", well, they shouldn't at least. Your consciousness transferred to a bio-mechanoid custom android. Cool! lol

If not that, then I'll go with the already nominated "nap time" as a placating alternative for right now ;)

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Nap-time I can give a general yes to. Because I'd kill for a nap, even though I just had a chocolate peppermint cookie so should be good for most of the afternoon:)

hee - still not sold on the android bodies though:)

[scorpy808.livejournal.com]

Oh all right, I'll settle for nap time for now. I think I'll go use some of it now! lol

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee - and we'll take the android bodies to committee:)

JJ also asks:

[raithen.livejournal.com]

What's a penis?

and what are Fuck me pumps? Are they like padded horseshoes, because those are not nice....

you said nothing about it not being FILLY friendly, ya know.*snerk*

Re: JJ also asks:

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Hugs JJ:) Because she's just so damned cute:)

[cofax7]

BRANES.

::falls over::

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Heee - you did read the end of Feldman's Zombie fic, yes? Vegan Brains!!!

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

nutmeg flavored please. ;)

and more futurama. i miss bender and his shiny metal ass. and while i'm on a rant, more farscape, much much more. *g*

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Nutmet?!?!? All righty:)

Oy, and absolutely more Futurama and more Farscape. Those are givens:)

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

heh. remember the futurama episode when bender cooks dinner for the crew and is shown wearing an apron that has the words "to serve man" on it? i still giggle when i think of that. eek! there may need to be a zombie futurama fic? ;)

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Ooooh!!! Oh yes, Zombie Futurama fic. Because Bender could pretend to be a Zombie in order to smack people around:)

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

hmmm.....sounds like a great idea. *nudge, nudge* tee hee! not that i'm pushy or anything... ;)

ps. i think there's a futurama dvd is coming out in december?

[electricland.livejournal.com]

Could I please have a curvy dark orange faux-suede fainting couch? I'd like that very much.

Oh, and a set of dining chairs upholstered in chartreuse damask.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Yes, absolutely!

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

I wish for:

American Gothic on DVD!

and

A secret passageway that only a select few would know about so I could bypass traffic and idiotic drivers.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee - I'd have to grant the latter for everyone and that wouldn't solve the problem. How about teleportation instead:)

[scapersuse.livejournal.com]

A new boss, with, ya know, a personality and some compassion? And of course, more Farscape. (Given, I know, but hey)

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Granted! New boss, compassion included. Everyone should have that!

[scapersuse.livejournal.com]

Hee! Oh - and more Thea!Porn, please. ;)

[rubberneck.livejournal.com]

Although, ropo intimated that apple jolly rancher flavored penises would be a good thing to have, and except for a general blech from raithen, I'm not sure the rubber stamp could approve anything more worthwhile:)

Hmmm...I dunno...I'd rather go for Original Flavor but with New!Apple-Pie!Filling. Yeah. Or Cherry-Pie!Filling. Something without seeds. That's my suggestion.

And can I have a pair of Docs instead of the pumps? Thanks!

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Filling flavor change, also acceptable!! Possibly an even better idea, because really, it's the inside not the outside, right? I'd much rather have cherry-pie flavor as well:)

And yes, you may absolutely have Docs instead:)