Known to My Nearest and Dearest

[itsallovernow]

These will do nothing to improve my image as a functioning adult, as half of them are total 12 year old boy humor. (And, to be fair, although it makes it easier, I am actually posting the ones we use on a regular basis.)

1. Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"

2. Are you sure it wasn't a girly scream?

3. Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken.

4. The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

5. Just another bug hunt.

6. Spies. They're just pissy little girls.

7. Oh Stewart.

8. "O pointy birds, o pointy pointy. Anoint...”

9. I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

10. Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

ETA:
Three bonus quotes of supreme easiness.

a. Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
b. It's a weird universe out there, man. You don't know that because you spend all your time indoors!
c. C'mon man, I've got a beverage here. (Choosing just one for this particular source is like plucking quotes from Bible, it's just waaaay too much a part of my cultural reality).

Comments

[nestra.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, some of these are going to bug me *forever*.

#1 is Ghostbusters. I think #2 is X-Files.

And why do I want to say that #8 is L.A. Story? I hear it in Steve Martin's voice anyway.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee:) 1, 2 and 8. On the nose. And let me tell you how hard it was to choose from any of those sources.

I had to go with the ones we ALWAYS quote.

[nestra.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I remembered the L.A. Story one. I can't even tell you the context. Though I can say "Big S, small a, small n, big D, small E, big E."

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

"SanDEe, your breast feel weird!"
"That's because they're real!"

I love that movie. That movie is an absolute valentine to this city. It makes me feel like someone understands MY city.

[vonniek.livejournal.com]

#2. Hee! Poor Mulder. That's from "War of the Coprophages" -- a classic. (Even more awesome is that we actually get to hear Mulder's girly scream in Jose Chung.) (Darin Morgan! Come back!)

Wow, I don't recognize any of the other quotes. I suck at this game.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

I love that line. We use it all the freaking time:)

And dude, don't worry. Many of these are 12 year old boy quotes.

[raithen.livejournal.com]

hmm. the bonus quote a. is about the only one I can dare guess at, but it's snakes and so I am fairly sure that it's got to be Indy (hence the icon, of an Indy named for Independence and not a state ;). Can't remember which one, though? Not Raiders, I don't think, though that one traumatized me for life! The grail one, maybe?

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee - it is Indy. But it's also Raiders.

[raithen.livejournal.com]

argh. ok. prolly should have known that. *iz ashamed* but also *traumatized*

[cofax7]

It's not Indy speaking, though, it's Sallah. (John Rhys-Myers strikes again!)

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee. My computer used to say that to me, and followed it up by, "I'm your daddy."

[ladybirdness.livejournal.com]

John Rhys-Davies

[cofax7]

::facepalm::

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee:) It's an easy mistake to make. Not in person (because I'm trying to picture Jonathan Rhys-Meyers saying, "Asps. Very dangerous." And it's just resulting in hilarity.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

3 is John from Farscape. I love you Farscape!

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

We say that way, way too much in our house:) When M. is particularly giddy, he's prone to bursting out with that:)

[lomer.livejournal.com]

C'mon it's a great quote! It's up there with "my eyes are BETTER then 20/20 and they're BLUE!"

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

It's a great quote!

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

Whoa, no-one got #3 yet? Even I know that's Farscape, and I haven't watched that in years. XD

#10 and b sound really familiar. Gah. I may have to Google them, and put myself out of my misery.

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

Bah, knew someone would comment with #3 before I got in there. :p

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Sadly, the one's we quote the most frequently from #10 are dead give aways. I'll give you a hint. "This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits."

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

I am so totally kicking myself. *kicks*

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

*googles*

...

I cannot believe I didn't get either of those. D: D: D:

[electricland.livejournal.com]

I assume 5 is Aliens. Unless of course it's Starship Troopers, which I hope it isn't.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Nope, totally Aliens.

[cofax7]

a. Salah, in "Raiders".

b. Crichton, in ... damn. The one with the dancing and the bad rape metaphors and Pilot chucks them off the boat because they're driving him fucking nuts.

c. Errg. Sounds like Crichton again...

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

C. Is not Crichton:)

A & B, however, yes. On the nose (and Scratch n' Sniff).

Max!

[jeviltwin.livejournal.com]

#9 is from Rushmore. A movie I should rewatch soon.

(My fave-rave line from it is, "She's sweet but she's fucked up." It applies to me in so many ways. *g*)

Re: Max!

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Hee!!! Yeah!! (And yeah, that's such a great line. I could not love Bill Murray more than I love him in that movie:)

[chase-acow.livejournal.com]

10 = Fightclub, right?

Man, I suck at the rest of them.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

#10 is totally Fight Club:)

[life-on-queen.livejournal.com]

1) Ghostbusters (and totally supporting the Ray/Winston Me/Feldman theory, which is something else for which you will not be forgiven).

2) X-Files (Scully)

3) Farscape (Crichton)

4) Shit, I feel I should know this one.

5) Aliens (Hicks is too cool)


And then it kinda peters out...

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

4) It's not so much that you should know it, as that you should assume it's something that at least two of your nearest and dearest know and love:)

[rubberneck.livejournal.com]

The Jerk=4

Navin R Johnson...sounds like a typical bastard.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

He hates those cans!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Um... yeah. I think I can live without seeing that.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

Dude!! You're totally missing out!

[scrubschick.livejournal.com]

Is 6. from Burn Notice? Sounds like Sam to me.

Also, Sallah was played by John Rhys-Davies. One of my all-time favorite actors. Even in that terrible tv show... Sliders? Sounds like White Castle burgers to me. Never a good thing. And Crichton's line sounds more like RA than SnS but it's been donkeys' years since I watched so I will take your word for it. ;)

c. sounds like Pulp Fiction.

[thassalia.livejournal.com]

#6 is totally from Burn Notice.

And no, I promise, B is from SnS. Crichton's saying it to Pilot.

C. Is not Pulp Fiction:)

[scrubschick.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Oh. Got it but I googled. *sigh*

[50mm.livejournal.com]

#6 yes, Sam! I just have to randomly comment and say Burn Notice FTW! That show is great fun.