I don't think that's a good idea Dave.
May. 2nd, 2003 11:04 amThere is a reason I call the TV of giantness HAL, not just because it bugs the crap out of M.
I'm watching TV last night, by myself, happy to have some downtime with the cats, and while watching CSI, the TV starts narrating the action to me. I think at first it is a narrative device and that the show is trying to be clever. Then I realize, such is not the case. The TV is narrating because it's in SAP. I change the channel, nothing else is being narrated, flip back to NBC, still talking, and let me tell you, CSI is pretty gory anyway, I don't need to have the path anything takes through the human body described to me as I watch it.
I have no idea at this point what I've done to the TV, but I start frantically pushing buttons. Nothing happens, I go through every programming combination I come across - and let us all offer up hopes that I haven't permanently changed anything because we have a lot of remotes and they don't always do what you think they're gonna do. In fact, often they don't do what their buttons say they actually do do, mostly because M. is not a technical genius and the set up is seriously frelled.
I whimper, fret, and try frantically to think of excuses to explain to M. how I broke the giant TV. I even laid on the floor, pushing buttons on the TV itself. And then, CSI ends, and the SAP goes away. Poof. Just like that.
Adelphia, I hate you with the passion of a thousand burning suns. You suck mightily, and you made me think I was crazy! You deserve whatever the FCC throws at you!
I'm watching TV last night, by myself, happy to have some downtime with the cats, and while watching CSI, the TV starts narrating the action to me. I think at first it is a narrative device and that the show is trying to be clever. Then I realize, such is not the case. The TV is narrating because it's in SAP. I change the channel, nothing else is being narrated, flip back to NBC, still talking, and let me tell you, CSI is pretty gory anyway, I don't need to have the path anything takes through the human body described to me as I watch it.
I have no idea at this point what I've done to the TV, but I start frantically pushing buttons. Nothing happens, I go through every programming combination I come across - and let us all offer up hopes that I haven't permanently changed anything because we have a lot of remotes and they don't always do what you think they're gonna do. In fact, often they don't do what their buttons say they actually do do, mostly because M. is not a technical genius and the set up is seriously frelled.
I whimper, fret, and try frantically to think of excuses to explain to M. how I broke the giant TV. I even laid on the floor, pushing buttons on the TV itself. And then, CSI ends, and the SAP goes away. Poof. Just like that.
Adelphia, I hate you with the passion of a thousand burning suns. You suck mightily, and you made me think I was crazy! You deserve whatever the FCC throws at you!