You All Have Failed Me!!

Okay, so technically, that's NEVER true. However, you all neglected to mention that when tagging, I could tag these entries as anything I wanted and that it was going to be easy!!! I don't know that I'll ever completely finish the process, but I'm at least going to make an attempt and I'm sort of giddy at the things I can tag the posts as: Screaming Eels, Life with M, Shameless Pimping. Mmmmm, categories.

Today is the day I go to fight the man. Actually, today is the day I go and beg the traffic court to forgive me for my rebellion and not make me pay the sum total of 11000% more than the ticket started out as. We shall see what happens. The prospect of going downtown to do this fills me with utter dread, but I have righteous indignation (if not actual justice) on my side. Plus, I'm dressed like a grownup and I'm not afraid to beg.

crankygrrl played along with the meme and gave me three prompts she didn't think I'd write:

( Veronica/Logan Babyfic )

( Kara/Lee Happily Ever After Future Fic )

( Cam/Sam Romance )

And then kernezelda piped in with:
( Scorpius is the father of Grayza's baby! )

This also lead to Cranky's own story Grayza/Scorpy.

Frankly, I'm surprised that there weren't other, more outrageous snippet challenges:) But I've certainly been enjoying everyone else's crack:)

Irrational Responses

Oh god, I'm so going to throw up. I should have just paid this ridiculous, exorbitant extortionist missive from the traffic police. The official authorities and I just are not a good mix. I'd have gotten kicked out of the FBI so fast. Hangs head. My mother sent me this though:

I just wanted to wish you well and hang in there. Be strong and eloquent like you always are tonight. Best of luck.
Love,
Mom

Such a good mom!

As a result of my panic, I've been irrationally cranky at the internets and the fannish mob for not providing me the level of entertainment that I'm currently desperate for. Fannish mob, why you not so willing to do my bidding? However, skimming friendsfriends, I saw someone who was using a Bento Box for her lunch, and I love that idea (particularly after her mom got my godchild a "My Neighbor Totoro" bento). I think I need one for my lunch (and someone to make me beautiful little things to eat to put into said box). And perhaps one for my mother as well.

Finally, in the cranky files, while I appreciate the talent and skills to do photo manips, and while I appreciate that everyone's got an OTP, folks you are killing me with the icons of Sam photoshopped into FS stills. I just... I know what that picture should look like, and it is irrationally annoying to me that it's not right. That it's not the right show, the right boy, the right girl, particularly in certain iconic shots. You wanna use the pretty of John Crichton to pair him up with Carter, I can dig it, but use something less... cannonically important to the original story. And thus we have my batshit insane response to harmless fannish activity for the day.

Oy, shoulda just paid the ticket.