Sending out an SOS

Am still working from home. Stop. The telegraph is officially dead. Stop. No Really. I heard it on NPR. Stop. Still trapped. Stop. Send Porn. Stop. And cat wranglers. Stop. Nothing says professionalism like screaming "Get the fuck off the keyboard." while trying to conduct business via cell phone. Stop. I mentioned the porn? Stop. Who'd a thought I'd actually want to go to the office? Stop.

So, entertain me. Go answer today's farscapefriday challenge. We've been woefully slow over there and it makes me sad. Y'all wouldn't want to see my cry would you? It's terribly unattractive. I get red faced and snotty and hiccupy, and well, you really wouldn't want that. Besides, my competitive spirit has been aroused now that Terra Firm has "microfic" challenges. I know we can do better!! C'mon, be petty and competitive with me. (And by doing better I don't mean to imply quality, merely quantity).

And finally, if there are people out there - Farscape fans or not - who haven't seen sdwolfpup's John and D'Argo vid to "Movin' Right Along" go forth now and watch and feed the vidder. I guarantee you that this vid will make your day!! Go here to watch!!