ext_6255 ([identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] itsallovernow 2003-09-10 07:28 am (UTC)

Re: Repeat After Me

Canadian beer is better than all American beers.

This is a central tennet of Canadian national identity. As is our belief that Canadians can drink twice as much American beer as Canadian beer without getting drunk.

Hence the following joke that every Canadian learns around about the time they start buying their own beer (18-19):
"What does making love in a canoe and American beer have in common?'

"They're both fucking close to water."


Closely tied with the joke that is purportedly an American import:
"How do you get 50 drunken Canadians out of your pool?"

"Ask them to leave."


=D

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