If you were closer, I'd throw something at you. I have a Shawn the sheep figurine that's on loan from a friend sitting on my desk. I bet it would ricochet nicely off a person's skull.

It is not awful. You do not suck, and you are not going to be stuck at your government job forever:) I promise! Partly, because you're almost done with your work, which means you won't be stuck at your gov't job today. Hee hee. And yeah for chocolate cake. The cake has mighty powers to increase your levels of happiness and inspire you to continue my fix.

Didn't I say something yesterday about not harrassing you? Hmm, I wonder what that was:)