Yeah, the universe plays mean tricks on you anyhow. I've FINALLY gotten my ass back down to an 8 from the 14 it was a few years ago (and I'm shorter, so I don't carry a 14 well), and suddenly I end up in a relationship with a guy who dates girls of all shapes and sizes. I earned nothing, sexually. Clothes wise, sure, I guess. Hell, in Chicago, I'm smaller than average when it comes to ACTRESSES.

LA's rough. But I finally get happy with my body, only to have the universe tell me that I didn't need to do that anyhow.