1) Some beings are nobody's puppets. 2) Be careful what you touch if you're on a space ship of any kind. 3) Never pee in the maintenance bay. 4) Don't eat the little bug shaped thing that cleans your teeth. 5) Don't even fry it before trying to eat it. 6) Watch out for alien super-dooper-izing arm bands. 7) Plan A always goes wrong. 8) As does plan B. 9) Plan C goes wrong and there is no plan D. 10) NEVER EVER EVER WEAR A RED SHIRT.
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1) Some beings are nobody's puppets.
2) Be careful what you touch if you're on a space ship of any kind.
3) Never pee in the maintenance bay.
4) Don't eat the little bug shaped thing that cleans your teeth.
5) Don't even fry it before trying to eat it.
6) Watch out for alien super-dooper-izing arm bands.
7) Plan A always goes wrong.
8) As does plan B.
9) Plan C goes wrong and there is no plan D.
10) NEVER EVER EVER WEAR A RED SHIRT.