ext_6393 ([identity profile] scrubschick.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] itsallovernow 2008-04-29 07:42 pm (UTC)

1) Always keep a knife, a handcuff key, and a weapon in both the trunk of your car/spaceship and your bedroom closet. Sooner or later you'll need one or all of them. And quite possibly bandages.

2) If a beautiful woman kicks your ass either mentally or physically in the first five minutes of your acquaintance, you are destined to fall in love and have children with her.

3) The other shoe always drops.

4) Dead is not necessarily either a bad thing or a permanent thing.

5) The color of your t-shirt is an omen.

6) Always put wormholes and double agents back the way you found them when you're done playing with them.

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