1. Never shy away from becoming the executive secretary/office manager of a large fashion corporation -- you'll be a beloved family member and well-connected gal in no time flat!

2. Rich girls in the Upper East Side? Really are Like That (except for that ex-bad-girl-turned-good-and-sweet). Run from the rest!

3. Being resurrected by your childhood love ain't all resurrection is cracked up to be, alas.