Heee! I had to check several times to make sure it wasn't a parody article from The Onion.
Some have begun appearing in areas outside the park, alarming biologists and also people who don't care for snakes.
There are few free-roaming African lions and tigers between Florida and San Francisco, the geological survey said.
The writer sure was having fun with the bit of news, wasn't he?
I have an irrational fear of being in a plane crash *and* surviving, only to have my glasses smashed on the landing. With only one spare supply of disposable contacts, I'd be pretty much blind and useless on the desert island. I blame Lost. Seriously, the only reason I ever thought about getting LASIK surgery was because of this fear.
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Some have begun appearing in areas outside the park, alarming biologists and also people who don't care for snakes.
There are few free-roaming African lions and tigers between Florida and San Francisco, the geological survey said.
The writer sure was having fun with the bit of news, wasn't he?
I have an irrational fear of being in a plane crash *and* surviving, only to have my glasses smashed on the landing. With only one spare supply of disposable contacts, I'd be pretty much blind and useless on the desert island. I blame Lost. Seriously, the only reason I ever thought about getting LASIK surgery was because of this fear.