I'd have punched someone if I'd seen it in the theater:)

And there's something...weirdly pervasive about the banana flavor that gets to me (particularly after I ate three pieces in a row:)

And I don't think it's weird to envy the stories:) I frequently envy other people's misadventures, wishing I were braver. Because other people's stories are always more fun!

Besides, you've got plenty of adventures of your own! Start making a list and you'll see:) Life is way more entertaining in list form!