See, problem with the boys is they try too hard. These are elegantly simple solutions.

My mother would have a fit if she heard quotes coming out of my answering machine. This probably stems from my father who alternately, to this day, leaves messages for me in his Daffy Duck voice, Donald Duck voice or R2D2 voice. The later is always a challenge:)

Should you need an inspiration, though, I'd be happy to send M. to you. He comes with his own hair gel.